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Okay so you're not the sub aquatic type that always dreamt of being a fish, perhaps you dreamt of being a bird? 

Why not give the Flying Trapeze a go, it's based on the main road into Sairee, so unless you walk from the pier along the beach road to the hostel then you will go past it on the taxi on your way here.  Have a try for just 950 Baht for a full hours lesson, or even go for the video to show the folks back home that you didn't spend everything on partying.

Contact them directly through their website to book in your flying lessons http://www.flyingtrapezeadventures.com/.